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Monday, November 25, 2013

"Hmmmm" by: Sweet Sadie


They told you that "Ninjas love the ladies." That's exactly why they love me! You might see them hanging with different girls, but I'm the 1st lady. So why am I gracing you with my presence? Because I love brews. No seriously, I love beer. So I was thinking, why not share my love for the beverage of warriors. I'm new to this blog stuff, but Ive been writing for a while. At the end I will give you my Pretty Lady rating. Try them and see how you feel, then leave me a comment. 


Pretty Lady Rating: (1) a pint= "only a glass" (5) buy a case= "shenanigans and debauchery."
1) Pint
2) Tall Boy
3) 6-Pack
4) 12-Pack
5) Case

I did some research online...you're welcome.
Some old guys somewhere said that prehistoric nomads probably made beer from grain & water before learning how to make bread. They said "beer became ingrained in the culture of civilizations with no significant viticulture." (I'm assuming that means a lot of people liked it.) They said Noah even had it on the Ark. Sounds like shenanigans and debauchery. 4300 BC, Babylonian clay tablets have beer recipes on them. Babylonians produced beer in large quantities with around 20 varieties. (And I thought Sam Adams was doing too much, smh.) 


Beer at this time was so valued that it was sometimes used to pay workers as part of their daily wages. ("Will work for food.")

Early cultures often drank beer through straws to avoid grain hulls left in the beverage. ("You stay classy San Diego.")

Egyptians brewed beer commercially for use by royalty served in gold goblets (PIMP), medical purposes, and as a necessity to be included in burial provisions for the journey to the hereafter. (Read that again.)

Yea they died with beer. That sounds like shenanigans, to me.

Different grains were used in different cultures:
a) Africa used millet, maize and cassava.
b) North America used persimmon although agave was used in Mexico.
c) South America used corn although sweet potatoes were used in Brazil.
d) Japan used rice to make sake.
e) China used wheat to make samshu.
f) Other Asian cultures used sorghum.
g) Russians used rye to make quass or kvass.
h) Egyptians used barley and may have cultivated it strictly for brewing as it made poor bread.

(You didn't know all that either… you're welcome.)

Here's to the first of many.

Fireside Chat - Winter Spiced Ale                           Rating: 2-(Tall Boy)
7.9% Alcohol Content by volume
Yeast- Top Fermenting Ale Yeast
Special Ingredients- Spices, Cocoa Nibs
Color- Deep Ruby Brown


I said, "it smells like Christmas." Goya said, "it tastes like Christmas!" ToNe said "why is FDR talking to an elf?" The beer is smooth and you can truly taste the malt and spices on the first sip. Unfortunately that's only when it's warm. The can is what I like to call a "spice-deflater." When it's cold it has a cinnamon malt flavor but honestly it's as great as if it were on tap. It has a nice full body flavor. Plus it that won't leave you feeling bloated. But I can't do too many of them. It's too much holiday and not enough season. It's only out from October through December, ONLY in cans or on tap. Try it and leave me a comment on what you think.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Kung Fu Flick Satrudays: Rendezvous With Death (1980)

So yeah it a been a minute since I decided to kick in the door with such excitement. But hey, who are you and what kind of style do you practice? You are no match for my Drunken Style... That being said, I digress.
Another joint straight from the faults of the no fuckery era, "Rendezvous With Death" is hard hitting from jump. The variety of weapons and styles is always a good start for what ever martial arts flick you check out. So def make sure you get your dose of sound effects and bad dubbing on this joint.

Saturday Morning Throwy: A Pup Named Scooby Doo

So the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon series had gotten a rebirth to break down the roots of Mystery Inc. It was the nitty gritty of the committee and of course the infamous introduction of Red Herring. The difference between the chase scenes in this animation versus the classic is that they would cut to clips of each character of the team, and usually the apparent villain, dancing, na mean. These kids had some of the weirdest adventures known to childhood, and they made it to their young adulthood unscathed! Fortunately the sequel was written way before the prelude and you get an idea of who was what and what was who. In the end, they found a van and learned that smoking weed was the best way to cope with such traumatic experiences. Peace be to the trees and evil lurky people. And we would've of gotten away with it too....


Wednesday, November 6, 2013

DNR… Wu-Wednesday Rae ft GFK "Glaciers of Ice"

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12 Years A Slave…by B.



One night after Halloween, I sat through a two and a half hour nightmare; cringing, turning away, needing to escape, trapped in reality.

Slavery is real. It happened in America. Slavery is America. Whether we’d like to acknowledge, embrace, downplay or deny relation to this nightmare – we’re drenched in it. My parents are foreign born, but every ounce of my being reacted to this movie as if I were indeed a slave. As you would in a horror film, I whispered shouts of pain, anguish and instruction at the screen, nudging my date in the side. “Run, kill him, don’t do it!”

Afterwards, I walked into the public men’s restroom and stood at a urinal next to a white man. Fifty years ago I would’ve been beaten up and arrested. Standing in the line for popcorn, I smiled at a white woman. One hundred years ago, I would’ve been murdered by lynching. I shuddered as chills ran down my spine at the thought of then and reality of now. We are near removed from legal slavery and the Jim crow terrorism in America. The aftershock of this, man’s greatest sin, will reverberate throughout eternity.

The cinematography was exquisite. Texture, color, creative views of water, sky and character drew the eye when the heart wanted to run. The score was haunting, scary, terrific and moving. Heartbreaking drums and shrieking violins made the movies Jaws and Halloween seem like Pee-wee’s Playhouse.

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(DNR) 12 Years A Slave

Monday, October 21, 2013

Reel Reviews: Machete Kills

When it comes to movies, you already know there isn't much room to debate with the "GTFOH" scale. Robert Rodriguez goes ahead and says fuck all that and reproduces the absurdity in Danny Trejo's reprisal as "Machete". From jump you know where things are going, starting from the second your hear that Grindhouse preview music and only ridiculousness ensues. How far fetched was the whole premise and continuation of craziness in this sequel? Well...

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Dirty Ninja Radio (10-8-13)


Another week of mayhem with the ninjas!
Watch as they discuss the most pressing topics in ninjography and hip hopology.
Yeah we make up words, so what, big whoop, want to fight about it?

Blue Magic is no joke.

So last week local news reported a major crack down on a trafficking operation rooted in NYC and streaming its way up the Hudson Valley. The only thing is that there's been four overdoses in the past two weeks in a small town. They're linking it to the outbreak 9 months ago that had taken lives and brought an eye opening message to local communities. What can we do about this?

Monday, October 7, 2013

Reel Reviews: Gravity

So I decided to go see this flick out of pure curiosity and for the love of the Sci-fi genre in general. The immediate approach was rather surprising with all the modern opening credit scenes for films of this standard usually being over the top. A simple all white Warner Bros. shield is presented at the very beginning over a solid black background which set the tone. which was followed by a quick title slide and sound that let you know you're in space.



Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Live (8-27-13)

This week's episode contained a heavier topic matter of discussion.
Granted we lose center at times, but the whole world has been going topsy turvy.
Heavy duty weapons getting released while nuclear leakage is nowhere near being contained.
But more importantly...
Twerk is becoming the new phrase that will be in the everyday vocabulary of stand up citizens.
Shout out to Mickey Donavon.
(only three episodes left)
The Dictator is on vacation and Scoops is in the house.

#DirtyNinja

Friday, August 23, 2013

Flavor of the Week: Wizrd - Resurrected Beats Vol.1

Gritty and untouched, the Wizrd presenst a bunch of his lost tracks and releases a beat tape worth rolling something to. Oh you rap? Make sure you get in touch with him and let him know what you think of his beats. The Wizrd


The new face of the Dark Knight

Roughly a year after the conclusion to Christopher Nolan's trilogy of the Batman saga wrapped up and only months after the Man of Steel release does the celebrity world drop a bomb on Bat-fans everywhere. The former daredevil and Kevin Smith movie veteran, Ben Affleck,  gets his chance at trying on the suit and cape as Bats. This should get interesting, and by interesting I mean bat shit crazy.
Lets discuss why this is and isn't a great idea.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Kung Fu Flick Saturdays: 18 Weapons of Kung Fu (FULL MOVIE)

It is that day of the week again and here we are with the dope shit you need to check out.
So as you can already tell by both the title and the poster that its on like Donkey Kong. Just like any skills that have to do with Martial Arts, the has to be a mastering of each specific tool of death. There are more than a billion ways to skin a cat a phrase that originated in China thanks to these various weapons of precision. On a more serious note though, how many of the weapons can you name? Yeah, that's what i thought, suckah.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Rambo

One of America's most influential good guys that made Arnold look like a chump through the corny stabs that they would throw at each other during their action movie reign had received the gift of immortality when captured in cartoon form. Sly Stallone not only happens to be the Demolition Man opposite of Wesley, but was the original Vietnam Vet that was just trying to go home.

His struggle was against overzealous law enforcers and any kind of foreign goons that threatened POW's. His super ability to withstand torture and almost MacGyver like improvisation skills only further showed his strength and dedication to getting the job done.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Retromatic Movie of the Week: Demolition Man

The 90's was an odd time to be a superstar. The future was grim, violence was escalating and the super hero count was dwindling.  Arnold was losing muscle mass and Chuck had been walking Texas style and the villains of cinema seemed to have an upper hand. So before Wesley got in trouble for his taxes for killing vampires, he was modern day bad ass with blonde hair to boot.


Jonny Loveless - One Week in Paris (VIDEO)

Jonny Loveless  drops his first release off the soon to be out "Bread and Circus". You know the chop, you know the flip...produced by our very own Boogie aka Aaron Oz aka Ozzimus Prime. So check it out and say something.


Saturday, August 10, 2013

Kung Fu Flick Saturday's: Eagle's Claws (FULL MOVIE)

So we been waiting to release both our usual Saturday drops and here you go with the follow up to your thirst quenching cartoon.

You already know what it is... the classic my style is better than yours type deal. Its kind of like Westside Story minus all the pleasantries. The Eagles say that the Mantises are hot gaaarbage, and you know nobody is going to allow that kind of disrespect, especially in Asia in the 70's. So the beef carries on along with a couple twists and turns to make this perfect for you morning to afternoon transition.

Check the fuck outta this flick ya jive turkeys.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Mega Man

Its been a while since we posted one of these so we are all well over due.
So for most of the people that had a childhood around the time that we on the show were alive, you were aware of this blaster cannon wielding guy by the name of Mega Man. For the longest he was an 8-bit character that could charge up and blast through some the most difficult two dimensional worlds known to man.  After his long industrious career as a super hero and turning down multiple movie offers, his agent and friends suggested that he touchdown in the TV galaxy.


Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Dirty Ninja Radio 7-30-13 (Explicit)

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Make sure you check out this weeks episode where we talk about race, relationships and entertainment news with the Dictator.

We introduce two new friends in the studio with Kels the tattoo artists from Yonkers Ink and Ice Cream (Two Scoops) and mix them into our discussions and madness. Jokes,innuendos and puns are all over this episode, you just really got to look for it. We feel that sometimes... the humor is too ninja.

Any questions or submissions?
Hit us up at dirtyninjaradio@ymail.com

Quan tha Don: That Life (NEW MIXTAPE)


Friend of the show and Westchester native, Quan tha Don dropped his new mixtape. We are going to take a listen and you should too. Anybody like to do a review? Get in touch with us dirtyninjaradio@ymail.com


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Strippers in the Relationship: Our conclusion.

So...
After thorough review, we push the idea that every coupling is different. Something that may work for you and your significant other may not be appropriate under different circumstances. We lightly touched base on the fact that it could be an addictive activity, nd Uncle Nerve was quick to add that the financials just wouldn't make sense (and furthermore that once a week was way too many).

There was also a whole other discussion that spring-boarded from Mika's Strip Club Observations.
So make sure you check that out.

As we continue on...

Friday, July 26, 2013

Bronson Rap: Mentioned Wrestlers and Ranking.


So there was a list that was released about all the wrestlers that Bam-Bam has mentioned in his raps thus far. We were discussing a bit of what our opinions have been on the show and even questioned about some of the listeners that compare his sound to be like GFK's. We aren't denying the fact that he has swerved his way into Tony's lane,  but the possibility that he could've even side stepped boundaries into an are where even Rae could've capitalized. I mean c'mon, "the chef" would have no problem exemplifying food as metaphors for everything else he does. The wrestling touch I feel is what gives this a guy his own spin on things.


Thursday, July 25, 2013

Fight Aliens, Marry Me

Guy Proposed By Modding <em>Contra</em>, But She Had To Finish It First. Ouch.

You know if your chick is going through this whole adventure, that she'd hold you down through whatever else may happen.

Zombie apocalypse. Check!
Court dates and bids. Check!
Fucking her best friend while she's 2 months pregnant and get her best friend seeded at the same time.
Check!

Just make sure you get the up,down,up,down code down straight, you're going to need it.

Guy Proposed By Modding Contra, But She Had To Finish It First. Ouch.:

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Dirty Ninja Radio (7-23-13) (Explicit), Season 3 ep. 4

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Dirty Ninja Radio (7-23-13) (Explicit), Season 3 ep. 4

So we have Uncle Nerve from the Bay Area finally get in touch with us and we discuss music tastes, politics and tsa policies.

That's just to put it nicely, na'mean. Other than that the Dictator has his weekly rant and Tone deliver's his Weekly Whateva Whateva.

The conversations always are informative, it just depends on what kind of news you like to listen to.

Pay Attention.

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

▶ Smokey Ninja Mix July 2013 by dirtyninjaradio

▶ Smokey Ninja Mix July 2013 by dirtyninjaradio:

1. Step Brothers feat. Action Bronson, Blu & Domo Genesis - Camp Registration
2. Sean Price feat. Rock - I'm So High 
3. Earl Sweatshirt feat. Vince Staples & Casey Veggies - Hive
4. Willie The Kid feat. Action Bronson & Roc Marciano - Medusa
5. Killa Whale - Fatality
6. Marv Middle x EnxVe - Something Like It (Prod. By Marvillous Beats)
7. Joey Bada$$ - Norwegian Breakfast
8. Quan tha Don - Don't Be Madd at Life
9. Wale X J. Cole - Winter Schemes
10. Pete Rock feat. Camp Lo & Mac Miller - Megan Good
11. AZ - Genesis (Freestyle)
12. Franky Goya - Christopher Walken

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Gucci Mane's 'World War 3' Mixtapes

GucciWW3
So following up on our discussion that we had on air with the Dictator, we would like to actually touch basis with our audience.


We feel as if Gucci has lost a lot of his prior momentum where he had a crazy following, especially in the south. It seems like this would be a desperation move in order to show the fact he can still produce artistically.

Um, I retract the last word of the last statement.

Anyways, being that he is dropping a combo of drug influenced projects, whats to say that they all can't stand alone. Well... being that the game is already over saturated with a lot of the same, we can only assume whats to be expected of these. Furthermore with so many songs being released  in such close proximity of each other, one has to wonder what the  quality of each will be.

Rarely has there been any projects that contain so many tracks that each are up to par. So we are guessing that there will be a rare few tracks that may even be tolerable. I guess we going to have to wait.


What To Expect From Gucci Mane's 'World War 3' Mixtapes - XXL:

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Saturday Morning Throwy: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe


So as most of you jive turkeys may or not know, this was a former life of mine. Looking for Skeletor, screaming I have the power and fucking around with my etch-a-sketch. When life was all about fighting for good and all it took was a magical sword, I had it all figured out.

Eventually Dolph Lundgren took the physical form and killed all of my dreams of actually becoming He-Man and I moved on. I decided I was going to be a more realistic hero of this realm which was inspired by another movie and cartoon series. Want to know who? Check back with us next week.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

American Ninja Chronicles: Explosions

The American people have been devastated most recently and our hearts go out to them and theirs.
There is nothing funny about amputees and fatalities.

But what's with society's obsession with blowing shit up?