Hitler Responds to Kendrick's "Control" verse

LMAO

The Watch (trailer)

Originally called "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" but due to the Trayvon Martin tragedy the studio promptly changed the name to "THE WATCH". Still you can't front on the potential comedy power of the cast. You should be seeing this in a theater near you on July 27th.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Jayce & The Wheeled Warriors (ep1)

Good morning ninjas, our bad about the lapse in posts especially this one in particular. Ninjas be on missions sometimes and that's all i'm at liberty to say about that. Anyways let's get right back into it. This week's throwy is one of my personal favorites in that the premise of the show was so balls out insane at the time to me i couldn't help but take notice & watch. JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS originally aired in September of 1985 and lasted for 65 episodes when it was cancelled in December of 1985. This cartoon like many others in the 80's & 90's was initially done to promote a toy line. I won't really go into the specifics of the plot because of its sheer mad genius but i will tell you the conflicting factions of the series are "The Lightning League (Jayce n' dem) and "The Monster Minds". Jayce n' dem ride in advanced, highly waeponized vehicles while the Monster Minds generate their vehicles from intergalactic, bio-mechanical evil vegetation (yeah; i know, right). So here's the first episode, enjoy that.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Defenders of Earth (ep1)

What's good ninjas? This weekend's throwy comes all the way from 1986. The DEFENDERS OF EARTH was pretty much the the second great animated team up after Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends which aired from 1984-1986. While Defenders was much more hardcore (Flash Gordon's wife was tortured killed then had her consciousness uploaded into a computer)it only stuck around for one season & 65 episodes. The group consisted of characters that appeared in newspaper comicstrips published by King Features Syndicate. The Phantom, Flash Gordon and Mandrake the Magician were the main characters charged with defending the earth (duh). Rounding out the team of heroes were Lothar, Mandrake's bodygaurd, assistant and seasoned "caribbean ninja" (seriously, his action figure's packaging labeled him a "caribbean ninja". Also there was Rick Gordon, Flash Gordon's computer genius son, L.J., Lothar's son skilled in the martial arts ('cause when your dad is a carribean ninja your extracurriculars are limited) Jedda Walker, Phantom's daughter, Kshin, Mandrake's adopted son and Dynac X aka Dale Arden, the aforementioned psyche of Flash Gordon's murdered wife uploaded into a super computer. Together they fought the evil of Ming the Merciless and other would be evil doers jeopardizing the Earth safety. So without further to do i'm gonna stop typing and let you watch the first episode, enjoy.

Dirty Ninja Live- 5.22.12

Video streaming by Ustream Once again ninjas!! We blazin' hip hop and sour d talkin' that madness that makes perfect sense. Mega shouts to Aviator Plenum for kickin' it with us and representin'. Enjoy the chaotic logic y'all.

Anchorman 2 (official teaser trailer)

2013 bitches, stay classy.

James Bond: Skyfall (official teaser trailer)

007's 23rd film is coming to a theater near you sometime soon.

Dirty Ninja Live- 5/1-5/15

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Video streaming by Ustream Ninjas have been on missions these passed 3 weeks y'all (mostly assassinations). Forgive the lateness of the posting of the last three episodes of your favorite web show's favorite web show!! Mega shouts to all the guests that came thru and represented and all those that didn't come thru and still represented. Stay tuned for dopeness y'all.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Ronin Warriors (ep1)

Good Morning ninjas This weekend's throwy is another personal favorite. Airging from 1988-1989 with a total of 39 episodes i give you the first episode of the RONIN WARRIORS! act like you're familiar and enjoy.

Gangster Squad (official trailer)

The Untouchables 2012 will hit theaters November 9th. Based on a true story btw.

Saturday Morning Throwy: X-Men (pilot episode)

Good Mornternoon ninjas. This weekend's throwy comes way back from 1989 with the pilot episode of the first ever X-MEN cartoon. Titled the PRYDE OF THE X-MEN the episode depicts Kitty Pryde's aka Shadowcat's arrival at Professor Charles Xavier's school for gifted youngsters and the X-Men's inevitable ongoing conflict with Magneto & the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (they're the bad guys). This version actually aired as apart of the same cartoon block as the original Robocop cartoon that we posted a few weeks ago and was supposed to be a full series but due to financial troubles and corporate shenanigans all we got was the pilot episode. So here it is in all of its singular glory i give you. X-MEN: PRYDE OF THE X-MEN, enjoy.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Tiger Sharks (ep 1)

In 1987 TIGERSHARKS were one of a few other cartoons riding the success of the Thundercats (we're looking at you too Silverhawks). Anyways although a rip off (many of the voice actors from Thundercats also lent thier vocals to Tigersharks) the cartoon wasn't as terrible as rip offs go. Team members Dolpho, Octavia, Walro, Lorcra, Angel, Gupp, Bronc & team leader Mako valiantly fought the evil T-ray & Captain Brizzarly for 26 episodes as apart of the cartoon block THE COMIC STRIP before going off the air. Fortunately for us ninjas we have the internet & can relive all the ripped off marine awesomeness. Enjoy episode 1 y'all.

2012 True School Park Jam Series (trailer)

The Park Jam used to be the corner stone of the culture. The TRUE SCHOOL PARK JAM SERIES aims to bring that back. Check out this trailer for the upcoming Jams scheduled for this summer in Now whY Cee starring a lineup of DJ's that i can only describe as "The Legends". Then peep the dates & locations below. Props to Cratekings for the heads up. New York is red hot! June 7, 14, 21 & 28: Spanish Harlem Hop @ White Park, Harlem July 5, 12, 19 & 26: Crotona Park Jams @ Crotona Park, Bronx 7/31 + Aug. 7, 14, 21 & 28: Digger’s Delight @ St. Nich., Harlem

Rise of The Gaurdians (official trailer)

In Theaters November 21st. Oh snap Santa has a sleeve!

Saturday Morning Throwy: Starcom (ep 1)

Good afternoon ninjas sorry this weekend's morning throwy is now an afternoon throwy but who says ninjas have to be punctual, am i right, am i right?? Anyways this weekend's throwy is from 1987 and is based on a toyline like many cartoons that aired in the 80s & 90s. Enjoy Starcom: The US Space Force episode 1.

Immortal Technique - Dance With the Devil Animated Short Film

Dope video for this Immortal classic. If you haven't heard this oldie but goodie, nows a good of a time as ever to do so.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Beast Machines (ep.1)

From 1999-2001 well before Michael Bay felt the urge to have robots blow sh!t up we got Transformers: Beast Machines. This was the series that followed Transformers: Beast Wars . Which did not impress me at all. But Beast Machines was special to me. It featured a trimmed down team of Tranformers who felt more like refugees than heroes who got back to their homeworld of Cybertron only to find it radically changed. So as to not give away to much i'm going to stop typing and let you enjoy this weekend's throwy.

Devastator vs. Bruticus vs. Menasor

I just thought this was awesome. Happy post 4/20 y'all.

Homeboy Sandman- Hold Your Head

Go cop that CHIMERA EP out now. #dope music

8 Ball & MJG - Stop Playing Games

Some ill fly shit from a really really really big guy. The fattest mack, 8ball spit some crazy trill shit over a unsolved mystery sampled track and even got Diddy talkin' shit at the very beginning. If you get a chance to find it, Jadakiss' verse on this beat was fuckin retarded! In a good way.