Reel Reviews: Machete Kills

When it comes to movies, you already know there isn't much room to debate with the "GTFOH" scale. Robert Rodriguez goes ahead and says fuck all that and reproduces the absurdity in Danny Trejo's reprisal as "Machete". From jump you know where things are going, starting from the second your hear that Grindhouse preview music and only ridiculousness ensues. How far fetched was the whole premise and continuation of craziness in this sequel? Well...

Dirty Ninja Radio (10-8-13)

Another week of mayhem with the ninjas!
Watch as they discuss the most pressing topics in ninjography and hip hopology.
Yeah we make up words, so what, big whoop, want to fight about it?

Live (8-27-13)

This week's episode contained a heavier topic matter of discussion.

Granted we lose center at times, but the whole world has been going topsy turvy.

Heavy duty weapons getting released while nuclear leakage is nowhere near being contained.

But more importantly...

Twerk is becoming the new phrase that will be in the everyday vocabulary of stand up citizens.

Shout out to Mickey Donavon.

(only three episodes left)

The Dictator is on vacation and Scoops is in the house.

#DirtyNinja

Kung Fu Flick Saturdays: 18 Weapons of Kung Fu (FULL MOVIE)

It is that day of the week again and here we are with the dope shit you need to check out.

So as you can already tell by both the title and the poster that its on like Donkey Kong. Just like any skills that have to do with Martial Arts, the has to be a mastering of each specific tool of death. There are more than a billion ways to skin a cat a phrase that originated in China thanks to these various weapons of precision. On a more serious note though, how many of the weapons can you name? Yeah, that's what i thought, suckah.

Hitler Responds to Kendrick's "Control" verse

LMAO

Jonny Loveless - One Week in Paris (VIDEO)

Jonny Loveless  drops his first release off the soon to be out "Bread and Circus". You know the chop, you know the flip...produced by our very own Boogie aka Aaron Oz aka Ozzimus Prime. So check it out and say something.

Kung Fu Flick Saturday's: Eagle's Claws (FULL MOVIE)

So we been waiting to release both our usual Saturday drops and here you go with the follow up to your thirst quenching cartoon.

You already know what it is... the classic my style is better than yours type deal. Its kind of like Westside Story minus all the pleasantries. The Eagles say that the Mantises are hot gaaarbage, and you know nobody is going to allow that kind of disrespect, especially in Asia in the 70's. So the beef carries on along with a couple twists and turns to make this perfect for you morning to afternoon transition.

Check the fuck outta this flick ya jive turkeys.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Mega Man

Its been a while since we posted one of these so we are all well over due.

So for most of the people that had a childhood around the time that we on the show were alive, you were aware of this blaster cannon wielding guy by the name of Mega Man. For the longest he was an 8-bit character that could charge up and blast through some the most difficult two dimensional worlds known to man.  After his long industrious career as a super hero and turning down multiple movie offers, his agent and friends suggested that he touchdown in the TV galaxy.

Quan tha Don: That Life (NEW MIXTAPE)

Friend of the show and Westchester native, Quan tha Don dropped his new mixtape. We are going to take a listen and you should too. Anybody like to do a review? Get in touch with us dirtyninjaradio@ymail.com

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Strippers in the Relationship: Our conclusion.

So...
After thorough review, we push the idea that every coupling is different. Something that may work for you and your significant other may not be appropriate under different circumstances. We lightly touched base on the fact that it could be an addictive activity, nd Uncle Nerve was quick to add that the financials just wouldn't make sense (and furthermore that once a week was way too many).

There was also a whole other discussion that spring-boarded from Mika's Strip Club Observations.
So make sure you check that out.

As we continue on...

Bronson Rap: Mentioned Wrestlers and Ranking.

So there was a list that was released about all the wrestlers that Bam-Bam has mentioned in his raps thus far. We were discussing a bit of what our opinions have been on the show and even questioned about some of the listeners that compare his sound to be like GFK's. We aren't denying the fact that he has swerved his way into Tony's lane,  but the possibility that he could've even side stepped boundaries into an are where even Rae could've capitalized. I mean c'mon, "the chef" would have no problem exemplifying food as metaphors for everything else he does. The wrestling touch I feel is what gives this a guy his own spin on things.

Fight Aliens, Marry Me

You know if your chick is going through this whole adventure, that she'd hold you down through whatever else may happen.

Zombie apocalypse. Check!
Court dates and bids. Check!
Fucking her best friend while she's 2 months pregnant and get her best friend seeded at the same time.
Check!

Just make sure you get the up,down,up,down code down straight, you're going to need it.

Guy Proposed By Modding Contra, But She Had To Finish It First. Ouch.:

Dirty Ninja Radio (7-23-13) (Explicit), Season 3 ep. 4

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Dirty Ninja Radio (7-23-13) (Explicit), Season 3 ep. 4

So we have Uncle Nerve from the Bay Area finally get in touch with us and we discuss music tastes, politics and tsa policies.

That's just to put it nicely, na'mean. Other than that the Dictator has his weekly rant and Tone deliver's his Weekly Whateva Whateva.

The conversations always are informative, it just depends on what kind of news you like to listen to.

Pay Attention.

Saturday Morning Throwy: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

So as most of you jive turkeys may or not know, this was a former life of mine. Looking for Skeletor, screaming I have the power and fucking around with my etch-a-sketch. When life was all about fighting for good and all it took was a magical sword, I had it all figured out.

Eventually Dolph Lundgren took the physical form and killed all of my dreams of actually becoming He-Man and I moved on. I decided I was going to be a more realistic hero of this realm which was inspired by another movie and cartoon series. Want to know who? Check back with us next week.

American Ninja Chronicles: Explosions

The American people have been devastated most recently and our hearts go out to them and theirs.
There is nothing funny about amputees and fatalities.

But what's with society's obsession with blowing shit up?

Go Fuck Yourself.

(Letter from the "Ask Huggy" Segment*)

Dear Dirty Ninja Radio,

All this zombie shit has really started scaring me and my girl. Then all these shows about the end of the world and how its like right before Christmas. I mean, I say fuck the Mayans and predictions but still think zombies can happen. I mean they're everywhere already, like its a fucking welcoming matt. So I wanted to ask a couple questions right quick, like...

Saturday Morning Throwy: The Smurfs

Back when tripping on acid was cool, a lonely homeless man and his cat snuck into a castle of cardboard and imagined all of this. Little blue people who have been so sex crazed that it changed their whole complexion. One blonde that doesn't even know she is the main attraction of the whole village and big poppa who is the only one getting buns. This whole series was a whole bunch of madness covered in sugar. The only thing better were the smurfs aquatic cousins, the snorks... but I digress.

Check it out, its smurferoony.

I didn't watch the movie for the sake of keeping acid trips in a classical cartoon form.

Homeboy Sandman - I Do Whatever I Want

Retromatic Movie of the Week: Super Mario Bros.

Holy french fries, what can be said about this movie that hasn't been said about the first street fighter movie with raul julia. Yea, exactly. The over the top villainous behavior, the terrible acting and the "oh no they didn't" jokes. The difficultly level of turning a video game in to a successful live action film has risen this movie was release, but Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, holy shit... too funny. right before speed and all. anyways. If you haven't seen it, do it to yourself and make sure its after you have a bowl of apple jacks. Smokin' Green apples.

Rating: 3/5 Ninja Stars

Throwback Movie of the Week: Best of the Best

In a time where fighting was everything, there was a super group of Mortal Kombat rejects that decided to start their own movie. Darth Vader's voice follows them into the darkness of fighting Koreans. In the tale of honor, respect and interracial relationships there was one memorable name. Eric Roberts who later in his career even became so ballsy as to talk smack to the Nolan's Batman. Liu Kang's long lost cousin also had a starring role in this flick where he catches flashbacks of his brother. Maybe I'm mixing the movies together in my head because all three installments of this flick seem kind of similar, so yea. Make sure you check this out before checking out next week's movie of the week, and it will all make sense then. Stay tuned ninjas.

Rating: 3.9/5 Ninja Stars


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