Reel Reviews: Machete Kills

When it comes to movies, you already know there isn't much room to debate with the "GTFOH" scale. Robert Rodriguez goes ahead and says fuck all that and reproduces the absurdity in Danny Trejo's reprisal as "Machete". From jump you know where things are going, starting from the second your hear that Grindhouse preview music and only ridiculousness ensues. How far fetched was the whole premise and continuation of craziness in this sequel? Well...

Dirty Ninja Radio 7-30-13 (Explicit)

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Make sure you check out this weeks episode where we talk about race, relationships and entertainment news with the Dictator.

We introduce two new friends in the studio with Kels the tattoo artists from Yonkers Ink and Ice Cream (Two Scoops) and mix them into our discussions and madness. Jokes,innuendos and puns are all over this episode, you just really got to look for it. We feel that sometimes... the humor is too ninja.

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Hit us up at dirtyninjaradio@ymail.com

Saturday Morning Throwy: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

So as most of you jive turkeys may or not know, this was a former life of mine. Looking for Skeletor, screaming I have the power and fucking around with my etch-a-sketch. When life was all about fighting for good and all it took was a magical sword, I had it all figured out.

Eventually Dolph Lundgren took the physical form and killed all of my dreams of actually becoming He-Man and I moved on. I decided I was going to be a more realistic hero of this realm which was inspired by another movie and cartoon series. Want to know who? Check back with us next week.

Dirty Ninja Live- 6.5.12

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Dirty Ninja Live- 5.22.12

Video streaming by Ustream Once again ninjas!! We blazin' hip hop and sour d talkin' that madness that makes perfect sense. Mega shouts to Aviator Plenum for kickin' it with us and representin'. Enjoy the chaotic logic y'all.

Dirty Ninja Live- 5/1-5/15

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Video streaming by Ustream Ninjas have been on missions these passed 3 weeks y'all (mostly assassinations). Forgive the lateness of the posting of the last three episodes of your favorite web show's favorite web show!! Mega shouts to all the guests that came thru and represented and all those that didn't come thru and still represented. Stay tuned for dopeness y'all.

Dirty Ninja Live- 3.27.12

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Once again y'all!! Episode 4: Revenge of the Piff. Mega shouts to E. Harper for coming thru to kick it with us to drop jewels on the game & ripping the mic. He represented ultimately bearing witness to the grand madness that is DIRTY NINJA LIVE. We touched on a few topics this show, some serious, some funny, some truly f@$%#* up. But we made it work for the greater good. Tune in and Stay tuned hip hoppers.

Dirty Ninja Live- 3.6.12 (season premier)

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Once again y'all, ninjas in the building!! The usual suspects were in attendance plus we added a 5th ninja to the clan. Mega shouts & welcome aborard to the homie JB. Stay tuned y'all as we bring more of that chaotic logic you know you love. POW!!

Dirty Ninja Live- 11.29.11 (season finale)

You know what it is. It was a blast guys see y'all next season.

Dirty Ninja Live- 11.22.11

Okay i think i'm all caught up. Bong, bong!!

Dirty Ninja Live- 11.15.11

Pardon me y'all just playing catch up for the month. I'll do better Tone.

Dirty Ninja Live-11.8.11

You already know what it is. DIRTY NINJA LIVE every Tuesday @ 7pm eastern 4pm pacific. Bong!!

Dirty Ninja Live- 11.1.11

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Once again y'all!! Mega shouts to That Kid Era for stopping by to kick it. As always you can catch the ninjas every Tuesday @ 7pm eastern 4pm pacific on zedalza.net.

Dirty Ninja Live- 9.27.11

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It was another dope show for the ninjas this week!! Big shouts to Quan Da Don for coming thru & blessing the couch & blazing the mic for his live performance. Like always you can cach Dirty Ninja Live every Tuesday night @ 7pm eastern 4pm pacific over at zedalza.net!! Also while you're at it check out the other crazy shows on the network. You love it.

Dirty Ninja Live- 9.20.11

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The Chaotic Logic continues with this week's episode of Dirty Ninja Live. "But she's a zombie."- Tone LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dirty Ninja Live- 9.13.11

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Once again the guys convene to deliver the chaotic logic. Peace to Burnside & Random for stopping by, y'all are dope. I'd wanna apologize for missing out on posting these up for the last few weeks (a brotha was moving & Verizon had to reclaim their triple play) Anyways as always you can catch the ninja's every Tuesday @ 7pm eastern 4pm pacific.

Dirty Ninja Live- 8.23.11

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Another week another ninja. It's this weeks episode of DIRTY NINJA LIVE and not even an earthquake could stop us from bringing the witty unpredictable shit you love. Big Shouts out to Touch, Chap & M-Viking for stopping by to chill on the couch and kick it with the ninjas. Specific shouts go out to the homies M-Viking & DOK for participating in our first Beatbox battle. Congrats to DOK for coming away with the win, M you got 'em next time. And as always catch DIRTY NINJA LIVE every Tuesday on zedalza.net @ 7pm (eastern) 4pm (pacific). That's all i got...now beat it (pause)!!

Dirty Ninja Live- 8.16.11

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Here is this week's episode of DIRTY NINJA LIVE. The guys had some technical difficulties at the onset but pulled it together for another beautifully chaotic show. Shout out to the homie Gypsy for stopping by. Catch his show THE HANGOVER TAKEOVER every Monday on zedalza.net @ 9:30pm (eastern) 6:30pm (pacific). Also shout out to our musical guests this week Strong Island's own the Illiance (Montana, Sincere & KP) for stopping by to kick it with the guys. As always DIRTY NINJA LIVE is on every Tuesday on zedalza.net @ 7pm (eastern) 4pm (pacific). POW!! (As Tone would say.)

Dirty Ninja Live- 8.9.11

Video streaming by Ustream This weeks episode of Dirty Ninja Live. Shout out to Tuck & Dash that came thru to kick it with the guys this week. We haven't been putting these up here like that as of late but do go to zedalza.net/showarchive and check out the episodes you might've missed. Otherwise you can catch Franky, Phil, Tone & sometimes yours truly every Tuesday @ 7pm on zedalza.net. A,E,I,O,U...and somtimes Y.