(Letter from the "Ask Huggy" Segment*)
All this zombie shit has really started scaring me and my girl. Then all these shows about the end of the world and how its like right before Christmas. I mean, I say fuck the Mayans and predictions but still think zombies can happen. I mean they're everywhere already, like its a fucking welcoming matt. So I wanted to ask a couple questions right quick, like...
Do you really think we are facing a zombie apocalypse? and if so what have you done to prepare?
and
Should I give this chick an early Christmas to maybe take the sting off of being crushed by a meteor?
- Marc from New Ro
*Edited for minor grammar misuse
Marc,
The stories in all these shows, movies and games are becoming way too vivid to not be tangible. You should be having Christmas in a bomb shelter with plenty of supplies. Guns too! Don't be playing around with your livelihood and not be prepared. Get some Dogs, train'em, get some generators, juice'em, get some people you wouldn't mind splitting the rest of the world with and make sure there's lots and lots of booze.... (who you callin an alcoholic?)
(Think about it, when the world is blown to shit, whats going to be one of the best forms of currency!)
...and make sure you learn how to grow plants underground(Cough,cough). Be Smart, na' mean.
You wanna give her an early Christmas? Fine, just make sure you get her onboard for the rest of the plan because shit is about to get real. Really Real!
Just don't forget while you're down there to sign all your property and bank accounts over to Dirty Ninja Radio so we can liquidate and thrive.
Peace,
Dirty Ninja
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