Finale- Protocol (prod by Apollo Brown)

Here a freebie from the Mello Music Group's newset compilation LP, SELF SACRIFICE. Finale represents as per usual & so does Apollo Brown on the production. Both emcee and producer have new projects on the horizon. Apollo is gearing up for the release of his LP with OC titled, TROPHIES. While Finale is putting the finishing touches on his sophmore effort, THE GRAND SCHEME. So enjoy this track & get ready for much more to come from these to heavyweights. Props to Okayplayer.

Spec Boogie- Watch Me (prod by Prince Of Beatz)

So Spec Boogie of the Lessondary is back in Brooklyn and releasing a new project titled, BOOKS & CHICKS & BROOKLYN SHIT in june. This is the first track from the project.

Homeboy Sandman- Mine All Mine

Boy Sand's SUBJECT MATTER EP is out now so go cop that. This is a real ass video of a dope ass song from that project directed by Gee Notes of MAVEN MULTIMEDIA.

1982 ft. Freddie Gibbs & Crooked I- Make It Out Alive

As Statik Selektah & Termanology get set to drop their next project as 1982 on May 22 they're hitting us a taste of what to expect from that album. They also got Gangsta Gibbs & Slaughter house's own, Crooked I to join in. Take notice to the dopeness. 2012 is set to drop on May 22nd. Props to 2Dopeboyz.

The Adventures Of Blueprint: Go Hard Or Go Home (Behind The Video)

Can you dig it?

Does it inspire you?

Would you apply for a dirty ninja credit card for a 20% discount on all your purchases today?

Yak, DNR

Kung Fu Flick Saturdays: Come Drink with Me

Saturday Morning Throwy: C.O.P.S (ep:1&2)

Good Morning Ninja's!! Today's throwy comes from C.O.P.S, which aired from 1988-1989. The show also featured the first black main character to not get killed before the end of the opening credits on television & film at the time. With this by default becoming my first black role model. So now that we got the intro out the way grab your Corn Pops, Count Chocula or whatever you get down with in the morning & enjoy episodes 1 AND 2 after the jump.

Dirty Ninja Live- 3.27.12

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Once again y'all!! Episode 4: Revenge of the Piff. Mega shouts to E. Harper for coming thru to kick it with us to drop jewels on the game & ripping the mic. He represented ultimately bearing witness to the grand madness that is DIRTY NINJA LIVE. We touched on a few topics this show, some serious, some funny, some truly f@$%#* up. But we made it work for the greater good. Tune in and Stay tuned hip hoppers.

W.b.'s Web Mash Ep. 3: No Bullyshit

So whats you're take on bullying? It doesn't matter because it is just not cool nowadays to be a super vicious mother fucker. Anyways, check this the fuck out and love every moment of it.

Retromatic Movie of the Week: Man's Best Friend

Shout out to Boog on this joint, because I almost forgot. So Cujo gets an upgrade and has a degree. The same scene that you saw in the background in Friday is what happens all over this joint. This dog knows way too much and he got unleashed 28 weeks later style. He tries getting in good with the fam. He tries to find his true purpose. He breaks through doors because he fuckin' feels like it! People have gone so far to say they've heard him say "fuck yo' brakes!" Caution: It may not be as entertaining if in your right mind.

Rating: 3.3/5

Ninjas Love the Ladies: Casci Sade

The print on her pants is crazy right?! Don't stare too long, thats just part of the illusion. Check out the rest.

Rosa Acosta: Booty Shake

So what? Kill me, I think it has a message. Especially, DREAM.

Enjoy ya dirty bastids!

Game - The City ft. Kendrick Lamar

Wait until the end!!! The video was dope as a whole, but listen! listen! listen!

Homeboy Sandman - The Miracle

Spark one and pay attention, and be captivated. Yea, captivated.

New Black Panthers Offer Bounty For Trayvon Martin's Killer

Shit has gotten real and continues to escalate, check this out. In Sanford, Florida today the New Black Panther Party leader, Mikhail Muhammad announced an offer of a $10,000 reward for the "capture" of George Zimmerman, the faux Neighborhood Watch volunteer who infamously killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in cold blood on February 26th.

When asked if he was fanning the flames to incite more violence, Muhammad replied vehemently: "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth."

Saturday Morning Throwy: Bionic Six (ep.1)

This is the first installment of our SATURDAY MORNING THROWY cartoon series where we showcase an episode from our favorite old school cartoons. Why? Because some of cartoons these days just ain't gettin' the job done. But anyways for your consideration here is the first episode of the 1987 cartoon BIONIC SIX.



Oh yeah, feel free to make suggestions in the comments for future SATURDAY MORNING THROWY installments. Or just if you see us on the streets tell us what you wanna see.

Danny- Silly Me (Myintrotoletuknow)

Finally after a too long hiatus & hearing Jay is interested in signing him to the Roc Danny! resurfaces with his newest offering from his upcoming PAYBACK complete with a Drama King intro fo' dat azz. I'm actually really hyped for this. Props to 2Dopeboyz.

Children of The Night- Kids From Queens (prod by Black Noise)

From the sounds of this track its like the song title & the name of the group should be switched. But anyways, this will show up on Children Of The Night's QUEENS...REVISTED project dropping this Tuesday (March 27th). With all that said its a dope track, enjoy. Props to 2Dopeboyz.

Tanya Morgan- Rock The Bells (prod by Aeon) (Vid)

This Aeon produced gem is from TM's latest YOU AND WHAT ARMY EP that came out a few months back (go cop that, by the way). Look like almost the whole crew showed up for the Brian Petchers directed video.

EL-P- The Full Retard

After a five year hiatus El Producto comes back with the first leak off his upcoming CANCER FOR CURE full length coming on May 22nd.

Ninjago-Way Of The Ninja Episode 1

Every Saturday movie should come paired up with a cartoon... so here you go.

Kung Fu Flick Saturdays: Five Element Ninjas (Super Ninjas)

Shit starts off action packed, so get ya' popcorn first... get ya greens in a bowl, salad that up real quick. Its a Saturday, and this is the day these flicks go down. Get used to it.

Robert Glasper Experiment "Black Radio" feat. Yasiin Bey [Lyric Video]

So its saturday morning and you feel like you don't know what to do with yourself. Take a shower you dirty motherfucker! Clean yo' house! Finish that video game you been putting off! And while doing so, blast this shit.

supa DIRTY ninjaz

Wb Phil's Web Mash Episode 2

The anti-talent scout brings to you the best of the worst. Yea theres worse, but this is the best, of the worst. na mean?!?!

Dirty Ninja Radio 3-20-12

Retromatic Movie of the Week DOUBLE FEATURE

Well since we missed out on ya'll last week, we going to make sure we give you folks a double dose dopeness of the past.

So in case you missed these ninja faves... make sure you check'em the fuck out!
Yea!


So without any further due...

ILL BILL - "Society Is Brainwashed"

Just something to simmer on. Ponder on that folks.

45 Grizz- To Tha Point

You should already know who 45 Grizz is, but if you don't... here is a little something so you just get an idea.

Shout out to New Ro.

Ninjas love the ladies: Sophia Christina

Don't you love all the graffiti all over the wall! Like. OMG!... and oh yea... shorty look good too.

Make sure you check out the show, every tuesday night 7pm (e/t) on www.zenlive.tv

Occupy Wall St.: 6 months later

So, six months later and what have we learned?

That just sitting in a park peacefully doesn't tend to bring results. 

Kung Fu Flick Saturday: The Blade Spares None

So... its Saturday and you don't have any sleeping to catch up on.

Blaow!

NAS...find another place to rip it, dip sh*t

Wb Phil's Web Mash Episode 1

You know he's gonna have some more for ya'll. And just cause you don't see him, don't mean he aint there.... so act like you know about it.

THE BEST INDIAN CHASE EVER bollywood special

Ninjas love the ladies: Elba Everlasting

I fuckin' love super mario!

and oh yea... she's not bad either.


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Boogie - Sunday Drive

Two broads playing with two big ass pillows and feathers going all around.

The smell of french toast coming from the kitchen as you wake up.

The smooth stroll to the bodega to pick up a dutch and an ice cold one.

Then off to enjoy the slow roll through town.

Dirty Ninja proudly presents:

Sunday Drive


Brought to you by our in house phenomenon, Boogie.
Check his shit out and support his fuckin' soundcloud... ya heeeard?

http://soundcloud.com/aaron-oz

RANDOM NEWS/RECAP

Brought to you by: Random

NEW AVENGERS TRAILER / ASURA’S

WRATH VS RYU?/ NEW JAY ELCTRONICA ____? ….

(BLOGGING/RECAPPING ABOUT NOT EVERYTHING, BUT THE ONES THAT INTEREST

ME …)

The 4th Trailer for the upcoming Avengers film has been released, which features more Hulk action to

make it pretty safe to say that he will play a fair Role in this movie. Two creepy Claymation film Trailers

has been released: Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie; about a kid who does an experiment that brings his

dog back to life and ParaNorman; a kid who is chosen by the dead to save the town from a witch who

summons evil spirits.

On the funny note, the upcoming Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill starred movie Neighborhood

Watch is out. It also stars Richard Ayoade, who played Moss in the popular UK comedy, The IT Crowd (I

never watched this show lol).

Another Adam Sandler movie is soon to be released titled That’s My Boy about a Deadbeat father who

reunites with his son to swindle money LOL. The movie is Rated R and it looks like he’s back on his Billy

Madison- Big Daddy-type whatever mode …

A photo of Asura’s Wrath’s own Asura, has been leaked that shows a screen shot of Him fighting Ryu

…yep, Street Fighter Ryu. What makes it more interesting is the fact that the fight is in a Street Fighter

4 styled fight screen (idk the name for the format lol). Game Developer Capcom confirmed that this is a

screen shot for an Actual Crossover Downloadable Content!. No news on when will the DLC be released

but rest assured that this will be Guaranteed.

Borderlands 2 extended trailer is out; new characters, new weapons, September 18th, nuff said.

The Sega Dreamcast classic (only a few), Jet Grind Radio will finally be released for PSN and XBoxLive this

summer, which can used as be a clue to determine a continuation for the Jet Set Radio franchise.

God of War4 is in current development by Santa Monica Studios, and from what I’ve been reading; the

game will feature Kratos and his brother Deimos plus a Multiplayer story mode and Bioshock infinite’s

official Release Date is October 19.

New Game Trailers include: Assassins Creed3 / Resident Evil Racoon City: Nemesis Mode /

Jay Electronica’s new song …I mean, video was released. It’s part of the New Balance Excellent Makers

series/campaign that features Jay Electronica speaking on his skills developing. The last I heard from Jay

Electronica was when he released the Call Of Duty song.

Outkast’s own Andre 3000 sat down with my favorite fashion Mag, GQ to discuss many things, including

the rumors spreading about the Group’s comeback album. Although he is not sure of an Outkast Album,

he is sure about a, Andre 3000 solo album. (click here for the link)

Studio session photos have been released by Steven Taylor for the Upcoming G.O.O.D Music

collaboration album. The picture includes photos of Common, Big Sean, CyHi the Prince, Teyana Taylor,

Hit-Boy and ‘Omarion’???

Random Things I Recommend:

John Carter (It actually looks Good.)

A Thousand Words (Eddie Murphy’s possible comeback movie …I liked him in Tower Heist though.)

Silent House (A horror movie In one take …which means real time, no Cut offs, Just one whole scene!)

Salmon Fishing in Yemen (it’s from the people who made Slumdog Millionaire …which I have yet to watch but Oh well

LOL)

Mass Effect 3 (PS3, Xbox360, PC) (never played Mass Effect, but this looks so Damn good and Realistic…)

Street Fighter x Tekken (PS3, Xbox360) (my two favorite fighting franchises come together)

I Am Alive (XBoxLive Exclusive) (… the game has potential.)

“Visions of Home” by J. Cole

“Trading Places” by Wu-Block featuring Sheek Louch & Ghostface Killah (Louch and Ghost exchange Classic

beats of their own …great exection)

“Hoody Season” by Styles P (traditional D-Block ish… )

“Cartoons & Cereal” by Kendrick Lamar & Gunplay (if you can get through the intro, you will definitely Love this song

as much as I do …Gunplay’s verse is cool too.)

“Hammer Dance” by SlaughterHouse

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Atmosphere - Became

Something nice for the end of winter while transition into spring. If you haven't heard of Atmosphere yet, research you google ass fuckers!

I Self Devine - Pretty Sickness feat. Ak-Rite

Stay tuned to www.zenlive.tv for the other other hip hop playlists. More dope shit on the way, shout outs to  Gyp, Mike and Tone for holding the ninjas down with fat beats and dope rhymes.

If you thought Jamaica was homophobic....smh

Oh so you're gay?!
Yea?!
Well, Iraq is not having that.

Since 2003 when western culture has been leaking into Iraq from all US's efforts to detain WMDs, tho whole Emo subculture has dispersed.

These influences brought a whole new lifestyle to some of the youth out there. This, as in most cases, has been closely associated with being Gay, and the cops are not having it. It still isn't clear who is giving the straight orders in maintaining these alternative lifestyle cats to ground beef, but it is definitely being enforced. It is very much against Muslim beliefs that gays are acceptable.

In turn, there have been lists created of these suspicious folks by giving their names or nicknames and home addresses. These selected few are then being found and beat to death, bludgeoned with concrete bricks until they are no longer recognizable.

About 750 suspects have killed since 2006.

They do have limited solutions for this and are definitely getting outside help from other countries that have established safe houses for these kinds situations. However, this isn't stopping the local law enforcement not to weed them out and publicly humiliate and murder them. Everyone is scared to say something because the reprecussions it may have on them or their family.

So, please... being that you are in the states, be grateful for the freedoms you have.
You can't even look semi-gay without being harassed or possibly killed over in Iraq, but I wonder what the hip hop game would look like if they applied the same overbearing rules.

Hmmmm.... peace.

Apocalyptic Thoughts #2 - Basics part 1

So in my mind, when people discuss the end of the world, I am still thinking that after whatever happens that I am still going to be here. They may not, but I will.

So what will be the determining factors in such a situation?
Preparation, like I had mention in the first installment.

But lets go to an even more basic thought process than that. Lets say during doomsday, all electronics are shut down due to violent solar storms or something similar to. The whole planet gets on big EMP (think war of the worlds), and no one can use their cell phones, watch TV, radios, Internet, microwave, etc. See people tend to forget that all the technologies that we have available to us (and us in first world countries especially) are all luxuries. Taken for granted and used almost more often than an substance abuser.

That being said, of course there will be those that go drastic lengths to make sure they have a generator and back up energy sources to keep their habits up and running (think Kevin Smith in Live Free or Die Hard).  If anyone found out afterwards though, what they were capable of handling... all that effort to maintain could be sabotaged by outsiders who feel they been left out.  See we've seen it time and again, when people become desperate... the most savage of responses become reasonable. It is isn't too far fetched that when push comes to shove, people will feel confused, eager and very volatile. In this kind of global state, what will you do to make sure that you and your new found clan of road warriors last in this new book of Eli?

So as you can imagine you are going to have break things down to the simplest of necessities, and what do you think is the most basic of needs for folks. If you ask Boogie, and he'd be right.... it's food, clothes and shelter. Ah, but in turn, my other question is how could we maintain all those. although clothes may not need it, the other two will definitely be dependent upon one key source of energy.... fire. The ability to create fire has allowed our species to jump forward through the times. It has helped create mud huts, cook food and bend iron.

So when all this goes down, make sure you hold on to your lighters and Duraflame logs. Tough times are ahead of us and we must be sure we know how to weather the storm. Just the idea that controlling fire will give you a head start when everything else is falling apart as a life and death are surrounding you and creating a thin line. Make sure you are on the right side of that laser limbo dance.


So fire is one of your key elements when going back to the pure basics of humanity. So just keep that in mind, and think about how useful aluminium foil will be. Shit it may even become a currency, but lets save for some other time.

The other other 1%

Fat booty chicks are deemed as most desirable since... uh forever.

These types, if fortunate enough to get a face match to up with the goods, is even more desirable.

Why? 

Because who doesn't like a big booty woman with long hair, pretty face and a tendency to wear things that leave almost nothing to the imagination.

Well besides the gay men that have no bids in these matters, the facts are simple. In the usual way that society works, there must be a certain level of supply and demand. Let's call it the booty economy. Only about 1% of broads can actually be this bad. I mean there are tons of (scale of one to ten, ten being best) 6's and 7's. There are still an even great amount of 8's and decimals there of. However once you start reaching 9's, the numbers plummet.

(Mind you, we are going off of looks alone... so for all you non-superficial folks... shhhh.)

Dimes?

Yea, well with the miracle of digital imaging programs, body altering surgery, and advances in make up.... nowadays it seems like there is an abundance of bad bitches running around in the most absurd (yet sexy) outfits. But realistically, there is only about 1% of women that actually get put in that highest percentile (yes, eye of the beholder type thing, but just follow along for now.)

Now that we've established how accurate the stats are, lets look at the fact that these women may or may not love the attention that their looks brings their way. For the ones that do enjoy the constant gawking... they want something, albeit because they've been programmed to think this way, a complimentary muscle clad dude. Maybe to draw more attention, perhaps to attract other alleged alpha males, or maybe its because they've really do like the person (for their body).

Ah, so here comes the theory of the other other 1% percent.

The gentlemen that work hard on themselves to catch these bitties. The health nuts that are only nuts about pussy. The my shirt is two sizes too small type, na' mean? 

They are, and you can believe it or not... the majority.
They go right along and move to top of the economy and don't ever look back on the single digit counterparts.

Everyone strives to make themselves look and feel better. 

And honestly, the wonders a gorgeous woman can do for a man's ego, even if not involved.
(same kind of theory about how keeping one would bring another applies here, but will get to that some other time)

The other other one percent is the rare few,  the other guys that are certainly stepping out of their league when somehow making this stupendous catch. Let's blame lady luck, or call it game.... or perhaps an act of God. In any case, the questions from haters usually arise such as, "what is SHE doin' with a ____ like him?"

These unsung, and sometimes ungrateful bastards are fuel for the hate machine that is.

So why is she with him versus what is obviously expected?

Yea, usually it's money.

But let's think about this for a second.

Once the brolic spocket gets spoiled and only gets the creme de la creme, it really isn't that big of a deal anymore.

When the dice get rolled, and the dude that just bet the house on a long shot and....

blaow, head crack.... trust there will be unusual behaviors.

Being that this may be a once in a lifetime, for his 1% ass (and possibly her as well), opportunity ... the best possible scenarios will be played out. It may never get any better than this (which is wrong) mentality drives the 1 percenter to go a little extra versus his competition who has now developed a taste for the greatest grapes and still demands more. This is where the main difference is established and can be played either one way or another.

A. Dude can get big headed, because he finally got what he's fantasized about and wonders if there is more to be had.

or

B. Dude can be intimidated by said shorty's hotness levels.

and finally

C. He becomes that muscle shirt goon to establish dominance and at the same time giving up everything he once was, and all that, for a woman.

Well before it even gets that far....
the courting, the chase, the success will have the honeymoon phase in full effect.
It is always a beautiful thing to see a new love flourishing, filled with the unknown.

This is where I believe the other other 1% is different because: being that this is what they feel is their pinnacle of interaction with the opposite sex, they gots to be going all out to make sure this isn't a fluke.

Baby this, Baby that,
Splurgin'
Beckoning call.
You name it, you got it.

And also in the bedroom. This is where I feel they may have the upper hand. Since the other 99% of guys may be used to this activity with top shelf choices, and dude man knowing this is his one shot to represent...he gonna go all out, na mean. The other other handled the rest of the scale while anticipating this chance. Its like a great woman can give off super human powers to a 1 percenter, and give the other other 1 percenter a chance to deliver something a perfect woman has never known.

This may also give a little more insight in to what people are really looking for and where they really are trying to take things. And perhaps, this is all just an experiment being conducted so dime pieces become equal opportunists. Psh, who knows.


So on that note. Think about what rarity really means, and how stepping out of your average play zone can land you in possibly the best situation of your life.

Til then. Single digits... Hi!

lol, reminds me of my cousin.

Arcane Potential-The (Vow)el

So plain and simple (and sideways)... beatbox, vocals and rhymes.

Does it get more hip-hop?

Are they nice? Well let them know and comment on it.

The Raven (Short Film by Ricardo de Montreuil)

This is a pretty awesome short film by up & coming Peruvian filmaker Ricardo de Montreuil. Why does it get a post here on DIRTY NINJA you may be asking yourself. 1) Its fuckin' dope!! 2) de Montreuil is up for the director's job for 20th Century Fox's the still in development ZORRO reboot. The reboot tentatively titled, ZORRO REBORN is eyeing Gael Garcia Bernal to play the lead & if Montrueil gets the job we should be in for some moments of oh shit cinematic epicness. The new direction they're taking for this rehash is of a more modern, technological, awesome nature. Looks like they found their director.

Azizi Gibson- Hata Man x Vacation (prod by Millz)

Prince George County's own Azizi Gibson is the newest addition to Flying Lotus' Brainfeeder label. He recently released his album PHUCK DLX, entirely produced by Millz which is available for free download now. I'm diggin' the kid's music, it's brilliantly ignorant & awesome. I am definitely anticipating his Brainfeeder debut. Until then here are a couple of standout tracks from that PHUCK DLX. Enjoy.

Dirty Ninja Live- 3.6.12 (season premier)

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Once again y'all, ninjas in the building!! The usual suspects were in attendance plus we added a 5th ninja to the clan. Mega shouts & welcome aborard to the homie JB. Stay tuned y'all as we bring more of that chaotic logic you know you love. POW!!

OC & Apollo Brown- Prove Me Wrong

This is a radio rip of the debut track for OC & Apollo Brown's upcoming collabo titled, TROPHIES. DJ Premier got the exclusive first & played it on his LIVE FROM THE HEADCOURTERZ radio show. There's no date on when the full project will be out but for now just enjoy this shit.

Japan Unveils Prototype Speech Jamming Gun

Now this little invention seen above gives new meaning to the term "shut the f@ck up already!!" Two Japanese researchers recently introduced a prototype for a device they call a SpeechJammer that can literally “jam” someone’s voice — effectively stopping them from talking. Now they’ve released a video of the device in action.

Yup, you read that right these guys have potentially invented a literal "conversation ender". Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada the apparent researchers responsible released a video of how the device works after their PDF went viral on Thursday. Kurihara, a research assistant at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology in Tsukada & Tsukada, an assistant professor at Ochanomizu University in Tokyo were apparently surprised of the leak.

Check out the video,



Yeah, so the design of the SpeechJammer is deceptively simple. It consists of a direction-sensitive microphone and a direction-sensitive speaker, a motherboard, a distance sensor and some relatively straightforward code. The concept is simple, too — it operates on the well-studied principle of delayed auditory feedback. By playing someone’s voice back to them, at a slight delay (around 200 milliseconds), you can jam a person’s speech.


Its true sonic devices have made more than one appearance in pop culture in the past. Sci-fi author J.G. Ballard in fact wrote a short story called, “The Sound-Sweep”. The story was published in 1960and depicted a vacuum cleaner like device called a “sonovac” that sweeps up the debris of old sounds. The evil genius German composer, Karlheinz Stockhausen had plans for a “sound swallower,” which would cancel unwanted sounds in the environment using the acoustic principle of destructive interference. And in 1984 German film Decoder, proposed special yellow cassette tapes that could play “anti-Muzak” that destroys the lulling tones of Muzak, stimulating diners at a fast-food restaurant to throw up en masse and start rioting (f@cking Germans, man!!)

But instead of sci-fi, terrifying, terrifying sci-fi, the Japanese researchers behind the SpeechJammer were inspired by medical devices designed to help people with speech problems when conceiving their STFU gun. Delayed auditory feedback, or DAF, devices have been used to help stutterers for decades. Turns out if a stutterer hears his own voice at a slight delay, stuttering often improves. But if a non-stutterer uses a DAF device designed to help stutterers, he can start stuttering — and the effect is more pronounced if the delay is longer, up to a certain point. Ultimately hearing your own voice if you don't already stutter will confuse the shit out of you so much it can cause you to shut the f@ck up and listen for a change, asshole.

“We utilized DAF to develop a device that can jam remote physically unimpaired people’s speech whether they want it or not,” write the researchers. “[The] device possesses one characteristic that is different from the usual medical DAF device; namely, the microphone and speaker are located distant from the target.”

The gun has a range of up to several feet. So those jerks arguing in the apartment next door? Pow, STFU!! The asshole on the bus having the loudest private conversation on your iphone 4S? Take notice 'cause I will silence your shit boy-eeee.!!The device also has diabolical and criminal applications as well but i'll let you use your imagination as to what those could be, evil bastards. For now though The Speech Jammer remains merely a prototype.

Limbaugh Apologizes to Law Student

Like the great Don Imus before him conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh apologized to Georgetown University Law Student, Sandra Fluke after heavy criticism from Democrats, Republicans & a resounding public outcry for Limbaugh's job in the passed few days. Limbaugh branded Fluke a "slut" & "prostitute" on his talk radio show a few days back after Fluke testified to congressional democrats supporting their national health care initiative that would compel her college to offer health plans that cover her birth control.

Limbaugh's remarks prompted both public & media outrage as several advertisers discontinued their business relationship with the talk host's show after a boycott of the show & its advertisers began gaining steam on the internet. Many also wanted Limbaugh fired.

Rush Limbaugh, the conservative radio show host stated Saturday via his website, "My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir, I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices."

Attempts to reach Fluke by telephone and email were unsuccessful.

The law student, Sandra Fluke had been initially invited by Democratic lawmakers to testify to a House of Representatives committee about her university's health care plan that does not include contraception coverage. Republican lawmakers deaded that noise, but Democrats invited her back and she spoke to the Democratic lawmakers at an unofficial session.

President of the United States Barack Obama, whose landmark health care overhaul requires many institutions to provide birth control coverage, contacted Fluke from the White House on Friday to express his support.

The contraception issue has been a much debated point in the current presidential race, with Republican candidates particularly talking mad shit about the Obama plan's requirements on such employers as Catholic hospitals. Democrats as well as many Republican leaders, have suggested the issue could provoke women to vote for Obama and other Democrats in November.

Limbaugh however, wasn't feelin' none of what Fluke had to say to the House panel.

He said on the Wednesday show that sparked the controversy, "What does it say about the college coed ... who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex."

The day after Limbaugh refused to budge, standing by his statements while being a pervy douche in the process.

"If we're going to have to pay for this, then we want something in return, Ms. Fluke," Limbaugh said. "And that would be the videos of all this sex posted online so we can see what we're getting for our money."(wow, what a douche move.)

Limbaugh didn't stop there though. He also asked the 30-year-old Fluke: "Who bought your condoms in junior high?"

And for his coup de grace on Friday, still shitty even after Democrats beat back Republican retorts to the new health care law, Limbaugh scoffed at the Democrats' talk of a conservative "war on women."

"Amazingly, when there is the slightest bit of opposition to this new welfare entitlement being created, then all of a sudden we hate women. We want 'em barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen," he said. "And now, at the end of this week, I am the person that the women of America are to fear the most."

By Saturday, six advertisers said screw that noise and pulled sponsorship of Limbaugh's show while some Republicans had distanced themselves from the comments.

By Saturday evening, Limbaugh decided to concede saying,

"For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week, in this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke."

But then went on to say the entire debate was "absolutely absurd."

"In my monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever to know what is going on in anyone's bedroom, nor do I think it is a topic that should reach a presidential level," he said.

Limbaugh's detractors called bullshit on his statement.

"In all seriousness, this isn't an apology. It's a public relations statement. It's hollow and deceitful. Don't be fooled," tweeted the account StopRush, the effort online to pressure advertisers to abandon the popular conservative radio host.

This whole madness stemmed from a recent requirement in the president's health care law mandating that religious-affiliated institutions such as hospitals and universities include free birth control coverage in their employee health plans. Georgetown, a Jesuit institution, does not provide contraception coverage in its student health plan.

Many Republicans and some religious organizations accused the president of waging a war on religion. As protests mounted, Obama killed those accusations by proposing religious employers be able to opt out, but their insurers would still have to pay for the birth control coverage.

In his apology, Limbaugh repeated his aversion to the rule.

"I personally do not agree that American citizens should pay for these social activities," he said. "What happened to personal responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the line? If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all students that are interested in running to keep fit?"

Fresh Daily- G.G.G. (Okay, Okay) (prod by Benamin)

This is the first Benamin produced offering from Daily's upcoming THE BROOKLYN GOOD GUY Free EP, dropping this week on the March 8th. I've really digging Daily's beat selection lately. This track kinda reminds me of Stankonia era Outkast. Word. Props to Okayplayer.

Bun B ft. Redman & Royce Da 5'9- Stop Playin' (prod by Mr. Inkredible)

So Uncle Bun let go of this dope loosie after hitting 400,00 followers on the Twitter. The track also includes scratches by Mr. Showoff himself, Statik Selektah. Enjoy. Props to 2Dopeboyz.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter- Official Trailer

I think the title will tell you everything you need to know about this movie. Coming at some point this summer. Enjoy and God bless America.

The Tex/Mex Dilemma

So while art is usually just taken as a free form of expression, people get really sensitive.

Sleeping Mexican Mural Problem

So apparently its not nice to draw a sleeping Mexican with a sombrero on.

Apparently it looks like it represents the great chicano race as a bunch of lazy fuckers.

Which, as we all know isn't the truth (well I can't speak for all of them).

The people that represent the Latin folks in TX also think that its wrong to show a Brown man leading a burro (donkey) because of its lack of relevance, and because their children don't even know what a donkey is.

Well how about you teach the kids?!

How about you explain the your people being misunderstood, and show them how to be opposite there of?

How about they draw a man pushing a lawn mower, would that make it better?

What I'm saying is, there all these other negative images that are being imprinted in the minds of the youth, and here are these tight ass uppity rosetta stone graduates (ingles sin barreras for ya older folks) trying to pick at a drive in theater for not being PC. 

If the parents aren't teaching the culture, then it doesn't really matter what the kids see, they'll just stay lost in Americana.

Retromatic Movie of the Week: Gremlins

You can't get them wet.
You can't feed them after midnight.
You can't expose them to daylight.
And... no, its not your ex.

So this adorable little fucker, Gizmo, who somehow found his way into a cage in chinatown gets picked up by an unsuspecting inventor. The shinanigans  begin shortly after when he brings Giz home to son, and then little green monsters wreak havoc on a small town. Infesting the streets, hitting the bars and overflowing the movie theaters... just like most young americans today.

Is the real significance of the not getting them wet a symbol for alcohol?
Is the not eating after midnight to fight off the post-marijuana munchies?
Is the daylight allergy a severe case of sunglasses and advil?
Well.... watch the fucking movie and make up your own damn mind.

Just remember.

Just cause they look cute and got big eyes don't mean they don't issues bubbling.

Rating: 3.5/5 Ninja Stars

How to make mixed babies

This is absolutely perfect.
I like how they only play this commercial after 11.
Its not the skittles extra dirty style,
but I like how straight to the point it is.

Apocalyptic Thoughts #1

So while the world is slowly turning on it's side, the weather patterns are becoming more extreme.

That's not even mentioning how madness is spreading. Politics, they call it.

I digress.

Natural disasters are our number one concern, simply because there is nothing we can do about them.
Well except be prepared.
This idea has become so common that, duh, a reality show HAD to come about.

Doomsday Preppers

I just find it kind of odd how this can be perceived as acceptable.
Any other year, except for 1999,  these activities would be labeled crazy and paranoid for dedicating time to such an idea,
But nowadays, in the year of doom, it is perfectly fine.

I don't know about you, but I've had a sinking feeling for a while, setting instincts to go light saber letting me know we are looking at a big change in the near future.

Is it really gonna be as bad as Hollywood and the Mayans are making it out to be, or is it just false alarm?
Well I can't see the future, but the back of my eyelids say darkness comes for us all.

Questions:
So whats with this obsession with calamity?
Is it economy crisis driven?
No, of course not.
Thats why there are constant credit report commercials...
and why do you think that is?
I mean who really wants to hold on to cash if the world is gonna end right before Christmas?
The kids won't even be able to open their gifts, so whats the point of black friday...hmm?

Numbers are up, and then they report they messed up.
You know when shopping goes up?
When credit cards get stolen (allegedly), and folks go on shopping sprees.
and then numbers drop as soon they return funds to the account.


They, yes... they.
You know, so yea.

Anyways, lets talk about what we can't control.
Tornados.
Tidal Waves.
Earthquakes. (in more and more bizarre locations)
Changing Climate.
Acid Oceans. (No, but yes.)



One morning, I heard birds chirping outside my window.
Itty Bitties.
In February.
...and then one morning they stop.
Someone didn't go south, and Darwinism played its part.

Next year, there will be few that learn to endure.
And the process is the same for us.
How will you really be prepped to lose all luxuries?
The simple life.

...and what kind of person will it make you?

Illegal Immigrant Enslaved By Rich NY Family For 6 Years

"A wealthy New York woman is facing criminal charges after being accused of keeping an illegal immigrant as an indentured servant and forcing her to live in a closet for nearly six years."
If you're like me you read that last sentence and thought to yourself WTF, yo!! Immediately historically influenced visions of cotton fields, beatings, human auctions & overall oppression ran across my mind. But on further observation (i jump to conclusions, drop of a hat, seriously) the "enslaved" part was more of an indentured servitude scenario than ROOTS. Though that's not excusing the Georges' moral compass. It seems that "documents posted on the Smoking Gun allege that Annie George, 39, and her now-deceased husband, Mathai Kolath George, hired an illegal immigrant from the Indian state of Kerala." The immigrant in question, known only as “V.M.,” was told she'd be paid about $1,000 a month to live in the family’s 34-room, 30,000-square-foot home, called Llenroc mansion or Baller Manor: North to the uninformed (seen above). The house is fully loaded including a helicopter pad, 15 fireplaces, marble flooring, 24-karat gold gilded ceilings and a glass elevator. V.M. on the other hand was given the "closet" suite. The Georges' had V.M. stay in what could be described as the equivalent to a closet. In turn she was tasked with taking care of the Georges’ four young children, along with performing household duties in the mansion located about 20 miles north of Albany.

So New York’s minimum wage is $7.25 an hour. Even if V.M. was allowed to leave the home at the end of a regular 40-hour workweek, she would have been entitled to a minimum, pretax income of $290 per week, or $1,160 per month. In reality, V.M. received only about $29,000 over the five and a half years she was forced to work for the George family.

The Smoking Gun reported that immigration agents received a tip from the National Human Trafficking Resource Center last year and removed V.M. from the George’s place. The U.S. Department of Labor conducted its own investigation and said V.M. is entitled to $206,000 in back wages. She was also allegedly denied health benefits, sick days or any personal time off from her labors. Annie George appeared in court on Wednesday before a federal magistrate, facing charges of encouraging and inducing an illegal alien to reside in the U.S. So essentially she's getting bagged for aiding & abetting an illegal immigrant. Gotta love the system.
Source: Yahoo News
Image: Georgetown Week

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