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Saturday, March 3, 2012

Apocalyptic Thoughts #1

So while the world is slowly turning on it's side, the weather patterns are becoming more extreme.

That's not even mentioning how madness is spreading. Politics, they call it.

I digress.





Natural disasters are our number one concern, simply because there is nothing we can do about them.
Well except be prepared.
This idea has become so common that, duh, a reality show HAD to come about.

Doomsday Preppers

I just find it kind of odd how this can be perceived as acceptable.
Any other year, except for 1999,  these activities would be labeled crazy and paranoid for dedicating time to such an idea,
But nowadays, in the year of doom, it is perfectly fine.

I don't know about you, but I've had a sinking feeling for a while, setting instincts to go light saber letting me know we are looking at a big change in the near future.

Is it really gonna be as bad as Hollywood and the Mayans are making it out to be, or is it just false alarm?
Well I can't see the future, but the back of my eyelids say darkness comes for us all.

Questions:
So whats with this obsession with calamity?
Is it economy crisis driven?
No, of course not.
Thats why there are constant credit report commercials...
and why do you think that is?
I mean who really wants to hold on to cash if the world is gonna end right before Christmas?
The kids won't even be able to open their gifts, so whats the point of black friday...hmm?







Numbers are up, and then they report they messed up.
You know when shopping goes up?
When credit cards get stolen (allegedly), and folks go on shopping sprees.
and then numbers drop as soon they return funds to the account.


They, yes... they.
You know, so yea.

Anyways, lets talk about what we can't control.
Tornados.
Tidal Waves.
Earthquakes. (in more and more bizarre locations)
Changing Climate.
Acid Oceans. (No, but yes.)



One morning, I heard birds chirping outside my window.
Itty Bitties.
In February.
...and then one morning they stop.
Someone didn't go south, and Darwinism played its part.



Next year, there will be few that learn to endure.
And the process is the same for us.
How will you really be prepped to lose all luxuries?
The simple life.

...and what kind of person will it make you?



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