The other other 1%

Fat booty chicks are deemed as most desirable since... uh forever.

These types, if fortunate enough to get a face match to up with the goods, is even more desirable.

Why? 

Because who doesn't like a big booty woman with long hair, pretty face and a tendency to wear things that leave almost nothing to the imagination.

Well besides the gay men that have no bids in these matters, the facts are simple. In the usual way that society works, there must be a certain level of supply and demand. Let's call it the booty economy. Only about 1% of broads can actually be this bad. I mean there are tons of (scale of one to ten, ten being best) 6's and 7's. There are still an even great amount of 8's and decimals there of. However once you start reaching 9's, the numbers plummet.

(Mind you, we are going off of looks alone... so for all you non-superficial folks... shhhh.)

Dimes?

Yea, well with the miracle of digital imaging programs, body altering surgery, and advances in make up.... nowadays it seems like there is an abundance of bad bitches running around in the most absurd (yet sexy) outfits. But realistically, there is only about 1% of women that actually get put in that highest percentile (yes, eye of the beholder type thing, but just follow along for now.)

Now that we've established how accurate the stats are, lets look at the fact that these women may or may not love the attention that their looks brings their way. For the ones that do enjoy the constant gawking... they want something, albeit because they've been programmed to think this way, a complimentary muscle clad dude. Maybe to draw more attention, perhaps to attract other alleged alpha males, or maybe its because they've really do like the person (for their body).

Ah, so here comes the theory of the other other 1% percent.

The gentlemen that work hard on themselves to catch these bitties. The health nuts that are only nuts about pussy. The my shirt is two sizes too small type, na' mean? 

They are, and you can believe it or not... the majority.
They go right along and move to top of the economy and don't ever look back on the single digit counterparts.

Everyone strives to make themselves look and feel better. 

And honestly, the wonders a gorgeous woman can do for a man's ego, even if not involved.
(same kind of theory about how keeping one would bring another applies here, but will get to that some other time)

The other other one percent is the rare few,  the other guys that are certainly stepping out of their league when somehow making this stupendous catch. Let's blame lady luck, or call it game.... or perhaps an act of God. In any case, the questions from haters usually arise such as, "what is SHE doin' with a ____ like him?"

These unsung, and sometimes ungrateful bastards are fuel for the hate machine that is.

So why is she with him versus what is obviously expected?

Yea, usually it's money.

But let's think about this for a second.

Once the brolic spocket gets spoiled and only gets the creme de la creme, it really isn't that big of a deal anymore.

When the dice get rolled, and the dude that just bet the house on a long shot and....

blaow, head crack.... trust there will be unusual behaviors.

Being that this may be a once in a lifetime, for his 1% ass (and possibly her as well), opportunity ... the best possible scenarios will be played out. It may never get any better than this (which is wrong) mentality drives the 1 percenter to go a little extra versus his competition who has now developed a taste for the greatest grapes and still demands more. This is where the main difference is established and can be played either one way or another.

A. Dude can get big headed, because he finally got what he's fantasized about and wonders if there is more to be had.

or

B. Dude can be intimidated by said shorty's hotness levels.

and finally

C. He becomes that muscle shirt goon to establish dominance and at the same time giving up everything he once was, and all that, for a woman.

Well before it even gets that far....
the courting, the chase, the success will have the honeymoon phase in full effect.
It is always a beautiful thing to see a new love flourishing, filled with the unknown.

This is where I believe the other other 1% is different because: being that this is what they feel is their pinnacle of interaction with the opposite sex, they gots to be going all out to make sure this isn't a fluke.

Baby this, Baby that,
Splurgin'
Beckoning call.
You name it, you got it.

And also in the bedroom. This is where I feel they may have the upper hand. Since the other 99% of guys may be used to this activity with top shelf choices, and dude man knowing this is his one shot to represent...he gonna go all out, na mean. The other other handled the rest of the scale while anticipating this chance. Its like a great woman can give off super human powers to a 1 percenter, and give the other other 1 percenter a chance to deliver something a perfect woman has never known.

This may also give a little more insight in to what people are really looking for and where they really are trying to take things. And perhaps, this is all just an experiment being conducted so dime pieces become equal opportunists. Psh, who knows.


So on that note. Think about what rarity really means, and how stepping out of your average play zone can land you in possibly the best situation of your life.

Til then. Single digits... Hi!

lol, reminds me of my cousin.