Blazin Hip Hop & Sour D
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Friday, June 1, 2012
The Other Other 1%: Approach
titty flutter a la motorboat,
wet that shot,
when I over throw,
give'er a dose of dope,
and do-si-do,
don't you know,
I'm here to round house your feet,
down south your beat,
we can go crazy til we got mouths to feed,
you sound real deep,
and I want to get to know ya,
I want to feel you out,
and get familiar with your sofa,
you loca?
thats cool,
I just don't like my screws loose,
cause if boo hit juju with the voodoo,
its a must I do you,
the favor,
but don't even mention it,
still stuck on your measurements,
starin' at ya boobs because I'm such a gentlemen,
showing you whats on my mind,
and its timeless excellence,
I wan'na share a notion of motion,
in hoping you second it.
na mean.
wet that shot,
when I over throw,
give'er a dose of dope,
and do-si-do,
don't you know,
I'm here to round house your feet,
down south your beat,
we can go crazy til we got mouths to feed,
you sound real deep,
and I want to get to know ya,
I want to feel you out,
and get familiar with your sofa,
you loca?
thats cool,
I just don't like my screws loose,
cause if boo hit juju with the voodoo,
its a must I do you,
the favor,
but don't even mention it,
still stuck on your measurements,
starin' at ya boobs because I'm such a gentlemen,
showing you whats on my mind,
and its timeless excellence,
I wan'na share a notion of motion,
in hoping you second it.
na mean.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Monday, May 28, 2012
Retromatic Movie of the Week: Super Mario Bros.
Holy french fries, what can be said about this movie that hasn't been said about the first street fighter movie with raul julia. Yea, exactly. The over the top villainous behavior, the terrible acting and the "oh no they didn't" jokes. The difficultly level of turning a video game in to a successful live action film has risen this movie was release, but Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, holy shit... too funny. right before speed and all. anyways. If you haven't seen it, do it to yourself and make sure its after you have a bowl of apple jacks. Smokin' Green apples.
Rating: 3/5 Ninja Stars
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Saturday Morning Throwy: Defenders of Earth (ep1)
What's good ninjas? This weekend's throwy comes all the way from 1986. The DEFENDERS OF EARTH was pretty much the the second great animated team up after Spider-Man & His Amazing Friends which aired from 1984-1986. While Defenders was much more hardcore (Flash Gordon's wife was tortured killed then had her consciousness uploaded into a computer)it only stuck around for one season & 65 episodes. The group consisted of characters that appeared in newspaper comicstrips published by King Features Syndicate. The Phantom, Flash Gordon and Mandrake the Magician were the main characters charged with defending the earth (duh). Rounding out the team of heroes were Lothar, Mandrake's bodygaurd, assistant and seasoned "caribbean ninja" (seriously, his action figure's packaging labeled him a "caribbean ninja". Also there was Rick Gordon, Flash Gordon's computer genius son, L.J., Lothar's son skilled in the martial arts ('cause when your dad is a carribean ninja your extracurriculars are limited) Jedda Walker, Phantom's daughter, Kshin, Mandrake's adopted son and Dynac X aka Dale Arden, the aforementioned psyche of Flash Gordon's murdered wife uploaded into a super computer. Together they fought the evil of Ming the Merciless and other would be evil doers jeopardizing the Earth safety. So without further to do i'm gonna stop typing and let you watch the first episode, enjoy.
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