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Saturday, June 30, 2012

Kung Fu Flick Saturdays: Five Superfighters (FULL MOVIE)



We apologize that you haven't been getting your weekly fix of boom bap, you killed my brother.

But as we return to giving you the dope shit, make sure you check in as often as possible because we like to make sure our viewers fully enjoy.

Make sure you check out the whole movie cause its really dope, after the jump!

Saturday Morning Throwy: The Smurfs



Back when tripping on acid was cool, a lonely homeless man and his cat snuck into a castle of cardboard and imagined all of this. Little blue people who have been so sex crazed that it changed their whole complexion. One blonde that doesn't even know she is the main attraction of the whole village and big poppa who is the only one getting buns. This whole series was a whole bunch of madness covered in sugar. The only thing better were the smurfs aquatic cousins, the snorks... but I digress.

Check it out, its smurferoony.

I didn't watch the movie for the sake of keeping acid trips in a classical cartoon form.


Saturday, June 16, 2012

Kung-Fu Flick Saturdays: Iron Monkey (1993)

Starring Donnie Yen, directed by Yuen Woo Ping.

The Watch (trailer)

Originally called "NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH" but due to the Trayvon Martin tragedy the studio promptly changed the name to "THE WATCH". Still you can't front on the potential comedy power of the cast. You should be seeing this in a theater near you on July 27th.

Oh No ft. Phife Dawg & Jose James- Dues & Don'ts

Another single off of Oh No's newest, latest OHNOMITE, which is out now. Go Cop that if you haven't already.

Pac Div- Automatic (prod by Swiff D)

Keepin' it on the left coast for a little bit, here's some new Pac Div dopeness for you prod by frequent collaborator Swiff D. No new projects from the cali trio on the horizon that we know of just yet but stay tuned 'cause you never know.

Definite Mass ft. Rass Kass & Planet Asia- It's A Problem (prod by Scientist)

Some of that ol' Cali boom bap for your weekend enjoyment. Definite Mass' full-length, EVOLUTION will be dropping soon but until then check out this Scientist produced banger that fellow left coast spitters Rass Kass & Planet Asia decided to give the assist on.

Tall Black Guy- Sparkling Adventure

Tall Black Guy is dropping an LP full of tracks like this one here. TEMPO DREAMS VOL. 1 drops Tuesday June 19th. Enjoy this and cop that.

Saturday Morning Throwy: Jayce & The Wheeled Warriors (ep1)

Good morning ninjas, our bad about the lapse in posts especially this one in particular. Ninjas be on missions sometimes and that's all i'm at liberty to say about that. Anyways let's get right back into it. This week's throwy is one of my personal favorites in that the premise of the show was so balls out insane at the time to me i couldn't help but take notice & watch. JAYCE AND THE WHEELED WARRIORS originally aired in September of 1985 and lasted for 65 episodes when it was cancelled in December of 1985. This cartoon like many others in the 80's & 90's was initially done to promote a toy line. I won't really go into the specifics of the plot because of its sheer mad genius but i will tell you the conflicting factions of the series are "The Lightning League (Jayce n' dem) and "The Monster Minds". Jayce n' dem ride in advanced, highly waeponized vehicles while the Monster Minds generate their vehicles from intergalactic, bio-mechanical evil vegetation (yeah; i know, right). So here's the first episode, enjoy that.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Synopsis For Neill Blomkamp's Next Film Released

In 2009 first-time film director Neill Blomkamp released DISTRICT 9. A powerful directorial debut that thrust Blomkamp into the public eye as a film maker to watch. The years since have seen Bloomkamp taking his time thoughtfully choosing his next film instead of "striking while the iron is hot" and doing any project that came across his desk. Among those potential projects was a live action film for HALO (yes that HALO). He even did a "low-budget" short to show what he could do with the title. That was some ill shit right??!! Yeah, so officially it was announced back in 2010 that Blomkamp's next film was going to be another sci-fi actioner titled ELYSIUM. This time starring an all-star cast including Matt "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" Damon, Jodie Foster and the awesome, criminally under utilized William Fichtner among others. Since then the film had been kept on the serious "hush,hush". I honestly forgot about the whole thing until today when Collider got a hold of the official synopsis of the film. Check it out:
"In the year 2159 two classes of people exist: the very wealthy who live on a pristine man-made space station called Elysium, and the rest, who live on an overpopulated, ruined Earth. Secretary Rhodes (Jodie Foster), a hard the government official, will stop at nothing to enforce anti-immigration laws and preserve the luxurious lifestyle of the citizens of Elysium. That doesn’t stop the people of Earth from trying to get in, by any means they can. When unlucky Max (Matt Damon) is backed into a corner, he agrees to take on a daunting mission that if successful will not only save his life, but could bring equality to these polarized worlds."
So it sounds like ELYSIUM will be another foray into a socio-political commentary which Blomkamp is very familar with after making DISTRICT 9. I'm excited to see how this will all play out on screen with such a capable and talented cast. And can't wait until March 1, 2013 when it hits a theater near you.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Homeboy Sandman- Rated Ours (prod by KO Beatz)

This one is off of the 2Dopeboyz sponsored mixtape FREE SHABAZZ VOL. 2. Its the usual Homeboy Sandman fair, dope rhymes, dope beats. Props to 2DBZ for this.

Branded (trailer)

Don't sleep. Mark your calendars ninjas, September 7th 2012 is the date.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Mayhem Lauren ft. Roc Marciano & Action Bronson- Peruvian Desserts

Yeah. Mayhem's RESPECT THE FLY SHIT is on its way.

Watch Dogs (E3 demo trailer)

No release date on this one yet as it's only just debuted at E3 this year. But do enjoy this insanely awesome demo trailer for what looks like will be game if the year whenever it drops.

Skyblew-Flowers (prod by Nujabes)

RIP to Nujabes. Skyblew blesses this dope Nujabes produced track, which for me is the perfect vibe for this cloudy, kinetic NY morning.

Flight (trailer)

Oh snap!! Washington, Cheadle, and Goodman with Robert Zemeckis directing. November 2nd is the release date.

J Dilla ft: Chuck Inglish & Boldy James- Detroit Game

J Dilla's 3rd official posthumous album, REBIRTH OF DETROIT is out today!! Go cop that like you know you wanna.

Dirty Ninja Live- 6.5.12


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Friday, June 1, 2012

The Other Other 1%: Approach

titty flutter a la motorboat,
wet that shot,
when I over throw,
give'er a dose of dope,
and do-si-do,
don't you know,
I'm here to round house your feet,
down south your beat,
we can go crazy til we got mouths to feed,
you sound real deep,
and I want to get to know ya,
I want to feel you out,
and get familiar with your sofa,
you loca?
thats cool,
I just don't like my screws loose,
cause if boo hit juju with the voodoo,
its a must I do you,
the favor,
but don't even mention it,
still stuck on your measurements,
starin' at ya boobs because I'm such a gentlemen,
showing you whats on my mind,
and its timeless excellence,
I wan'na share a notion of motion,
in hoping you second it.

na mean.